Eidred's Blog

Children of the Internet! Wait..screw it, I’m out of witty introductions for the evening. Tonight is shit for one reason:I am having an extremely off day on guitar. Guitarists get that way. Some days they just can’t seem to play for shit. Oh well….I hope at band practice tomorrow I can at least get into a decent rhythm(It’s kind of hard to play rhythm guitar when you can’t play rhythms for the day)

I have upheld my word, Frozen! I’m talking to you damnit! Mr.Youbetterpostorit’llbemidnightandyou’llhavemissedadayandi’mholdingyoutoyourword!

Wow it was hard to type that with no spaces. I can’t see how people can Type Like This All The Time. I have to ACTIVELY TRY to type that. It takes forever. So, it makes me wonder just how long it takes those moronic YouTubers that type entire paragraphs(or lackthereof, they don’t use paragraphs on there and it hurts my eyes)

Bored. Bored. Bored. Fucking bored. Triple bored. Squids. I think I will now go attempt to sand a whale. Be right back.

Oh, I heard tell today that the new theory behind 2012 is a polar shift in which the magnetosphere of the Earth will completely dissipate, leaving us exposed to the sun’s deadly UV-C rays that normally can’t touch us due to the magnetosphere. BUT, if the north and south pole switch magnetically, the magnetosphere will supposedly be disrupted and we’ll all be exposed to cancerous radiation. Lovely! As I said, we need some SPF 1000 sunscreen for that shit. Fortunately, the pole shift won’t be instantaneous and will take a long period of time. This is certainly more plausible than the other bullshit that has come out of 2012 conspirators, mainly because a polar shift is actually possible and has occurred on Earth before.

That whale is angry. Gotta go.