2009
11.21

NEW MOON IS AMAZING!

Gotcha! HAHAHAHAHA! Any male that goes to see that movie needs to check their testicles in at the door…and no, they can’t have them back.

This concludes my blog for the evening. A more serious, less dickhead post might be made tomorrow. Seriously, screw Twilight. I’ve seen better plot lines written on a piece of shitty toilet paper.

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  1. Sadly, this movie broke Harry Potter 6 and Dark Knight records…may be the first sign that 2012 is going to happen.

  2. All this movie proved was teenage girls are, on the whole, utterly clueless and mentally unfit to go out into the real world.

  3. I just found a reason to like Twilight

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaTq95CYqCw

  4. Hey, where have you been? Looking forward to more posts.

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