2009
11.20

I heard the funniest news today:Texas may have accidentally banned any and all marriages in the state. HAHAHAHAHA! The sweet irony! Try to ban gay marriage and you end up banning ALL marriage! This is the funniest thing I’ve heard inĀ  a long time! I can’t seem to find an official news page, but any site is as good as another, on this issue, as they all seem to say the same thing. Of course, it isn’t a big deal, really, but it is sad and pathetic about how poorly worded that is, and these people are supposed to be people we trust ourselves to!

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The clause that does it? Well it reads as follows:

“This state or a political division of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage”. You don’t need to be a lawyer to know that this phrase says that no one can legally create a “marriage” or “civil union”. Lmao! I cannot get over this! It’s the best thing I’ve heard all day, considering just how mundane work was today. Way to go, Texas! You’ve only proven how capable our leaders here are! Thank you! Strike one, Texas legislature! Well it’s probably one of many strikes, but I just wanted to say that.

In other news, I made a short video. I wasn’t sure what to vlog about, so instead I played a short clip of Orion by Metallica. I can play most of the song, BUT unfortunately I am not good enough at it to play the whole thing on camera and have it sound good.

Well, it isn’t great. The rhythm is off on a part of it, but as I said, it’s only a demo! Enjoy ^^

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  1. I think this is a good addition to the already ongoing discussion about Marriage in one of your other posts -

    The south doesn’t know what marriage really means.
    THEM THUR SHOT GUN WEDDINGS AINT NO GUD

  2. lmao, wow way to go Texas. That is so stupid, I mean what idiot wrote that, were they drunk or something.

    Also I think it sounds pretty good, no one expects it to be perfect. If anyone says anything about it, they better be able to play it better.

  3. “Hey honey. Uh I have bad news and good news. Bad news is we aren’t really married. Good news is you kept the dress.”

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