I have recently been writing a fantasy story. Fiction press warped my paragraph formations a bit, because you don’t type it out on the site. You type it into a document first, so if it looks like a paragraph in Open Office, the formatting on the site may say otherwise. Despite that, if you want to read what I have so far, go to this
I will be updating this daily, for the most part, so keep checking back. I have two chapters so far(chapter navigation is in the top right)
NOT! I have to put off my game posts for this one. The number of idiots I have recently still discussing these tired old topic really gets under my skin to the point where I just want to take a fork to each eyeball.
Here is a tasty piece of logic for these 9/11 conspiracy fools(although logic is lost on people like this) If what you’re saying, Mr.Controlled Demolition(they’re also experts in demolition, remember) is that the government of the U.S. had no compunction about killing thousands of people just to invade a god damn desert that has NOTHING in it, then by your way of thinking they should have no problem killing you, your family, or anyone else that spouts their mouths off about how “it was an inside job”. Honestly, they have no issue killing thousands of innocents, but WAIT! The snotnosed college kids that think they’re demolitions experts uncovered their secret plot, and they’re untouchable! That’s just mind boggling to even think that something that could ever BEGIN to make sense. People who write(and PUBLISH) books over 9/11 would A)Not be permitted to have it published if the U.S. government set up the whole bullshit attack, because that would be exposing them. B)The people who even so much whisper too loudly that they think it was a setup would be whisked away in the dead of night and shot.
Yet I get all these people(EXPERTS in demolitions, let me tell you) who have all these half-ass theories that have more holes in them than a thirty year old pair of underwear that have been sitting at the bottom of some lake. Here is what happened on 9/11:
1.A bunch of assholes called “terrorists”, who are bad people that, as their name suggests, like to cause TERROR, hijacked some planes.
2.They hit the towers, one after another, with those planes.
3.Buildings fucking collapse. End of story. People died.
Seriously, is it that hard to believe that bad people exist in this world? Look at the murders that occur daily in the U.S. and tell me you think those are all setups too, in order to make sense. Thank you and good night. Fucking hell…
Well, since I have lately been more into making my own little RPG, and designing storylines, I am changing the concepts of my site to reflect that. Using a handy tool I acquired, I can make my own Final Fantasy-esque RPG game. So, that’s my new project, solely for my entertainment. I shall post updates on the progress of the game as well as the story. Personal posts will still roll around, but not as often.
Well, I’m finally posting. Yes, it is much more difficult to post on a daily basis than I had first believed. I thought I could write little tidbits in every day, but eventually I feel as though I’d be reduced to writing something as meager as “I brushed my teeth today. Mint toothpaste is quite tasty.” I decided to spare you all the mediocrity of posts such as that.
Another reason for not posting is this:I have simply felt unmotivated. I’ve been unusually tired in the evenings, which is normally about the time I choose to write my blogs. I used to go to bed at two in the morning. Now I find myself half asleep by eleven. Long, dreary days, the boredom only broken by an outing with Frozen or another friend, do not make for good posts. I apologize for lack of anything useful to say lately.
I’m happy I got the last two books I needed in the Dragonlance:War of Souls series because I was beginning to think I would never read them. Fortunately I got them from a relative for Christmas. I’ve already completed one and I started the other today and I’m already almost halfway done. Crazy, because the book is 610 pages long. I read fast once I get into a book. I recommend everyone to read Dragonlance, starting at the book “The Soulforge” and reading on into Dragons of Autumn Twilight, Dragons of Winter Night, Dragons of Spring Dawning, Test of the Twins, Time of the Twins, and the War of the Twins, then Dragons of Summer Flame, then the Fifth Age series comprised of the Dawning of a New Age, The Day of the Tempest, and The Eve of the Maelstrom. Finally you get to where I have been stuck, Dragons of a Fallen Sun. The last two are Dragons of a Lost Star and Dragons of a Vanished Moon, which I’m reading right now.
These books are not childish fairy tales, no matter how many times it says “dragon” in the title. Dragons and magic aren’t just for little kids. There can be some fascinating and epic tales for adults too. I love this book series. The best part is most of the early books are cheap because they were written in the eighties. The more recent ones, like the War of Souls books, may be a bit more costly.
I saw the Trans-Siberian Orchestra play on the thirtieth of December. It was amazing. I love guitar, and combining some very talented guitarists with an orchestra is even more awesome.
Hello everyone! Or maybe just some of you…or one of you…I don’t know, whomever reads this(to whom it may concern, and some that it doesn’t). Today was another <sarcasm>wonderful</sarcasm> day at work! I got covered in meat juice and soaked cleaning the back, then stepped out into<sarcasm> lovely </sarcasm> cold weather! Hooray!
<sarcasm> needs to be an actual HTML tag. It would be kind of cool. It would do absolutely nothing to the text, whatsoever, it just needs to not show up on the actual web page as an incomplete tag or something. Posting daily is becoming a bit annoying because I like to actually have something useful to say other than “I worked today…it was boring…yay…”.
Contemplate the above title. It makes sense, if you do. Say you don’t want to go to work, and conveniently someone hits your car, rendering you unable to drive. It’s also inconvenient because you now have a fucked up car, but it was still a convenient inconvenience. What else is conveniently inconvenient?
I just got done trying to delete all the spam that for some reason has only been coming to the “Dolphins, Friends Of The Aquatic World” post. Manually deleting over 265 spam comments and trying NOT to delete the real comments is annoying. Yes, Frozen,I know there is a bulk action for deleting, but as I said, I don’t want to remove my actual comments.
So, because of this problem, everyone that wants to comment now is required to register an account. It’s not that difficult, so I don’t think it shall be a problem.
Children of the Internet! Wait..screw it, I’m out of witty introductions for the evening. Tonight is shit for one reason:I am having an extremely off day on guitar. Guitarists get that way. Some days they just can’t seem to play for shit. Oh well….I hope at band practice tomorrow I can at least get into a decent rhythm(It’s kind of hard to play rhythm guitar when you can’t play rhythms for the day)
I have upheld my word, Frozen! I’m talking to you damnit! Mr.Youbetterpostorit’llbemidnightandyou’llhavemissedadayandi’mholdingyoutoyourword!
Wow it was hard to type that with no spaces. I can’t see how people can Type Like This All The Time. I have to ACTIVELY TRY to type that. It takes forever. So, it makes me wonder just how long it takes those moronic YouTubers that type entire paragraphs(or lackthereof, they don’t use paragraphs on there and it hurts my eyes)
Bored. Bored. Bored. Fucking bored. Triple bored. Squids. I think I will now go attempt to sand a whale. Be right back.
Oh, I heard tell today that the new theory behind 2012 is a polar shift in which the magnetosphere of the Earth will completely dissipate, leaving us exposed to the sun’s deadly UV-C rays that normally can’t touch us due to the magnetosphere. BUT, if the north and south pole switch magnetically, the magnetosphere will supposedly be disrupted and we’ll all be exposed to cancerous radiation. Lovely! As I said, we need some SPF 1000 sunscreen for that shit. Fortunately, the pole shift won’t be instantaneous and will take a long period of time. This is certainly more plausible than the other bullshit that has come out of 2012 conspirators, mainly because a polar shift is actually possible and has occurred on Earth before.
Hello! I apologize for my extremely lengthy hiatus. I have recently been caught up in new and more exciting things than typing out how I feel about nouns(people, places, and things) on the Internet. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the minute audience that I have! I enjoy the comments I get from my little blog ring. So, henceforth, my new vow is this:new post, daily, regardless of whether I actually have anything to say that is important, semi-important, or dug up from my backyard.
The reason for the title is as follows:I received over 22 emails today alone, containing spam on my blog. I had 160+ pending comments, all of which ARE SPAM. Good job spam filter! You’ve done absolutely nothing useful! The award for most useless spam filter ever goes to WordPress! You win the golden middle finger award! Enjoy! AH! Another email just popped up! SERIOUSLY?!
I’ve been rather annoyed lately with some of my friends. They think they need to text me about every little thing they’re doing, going to do, or that involves someone I don’t know or probably care about. Look guys, if I WANTED to know if you were going to call Natalee to see if she wanted Sonic, I would probably ASK you. Enough. I don’t WANT PLAY BY PLAY UPDATES OF YOUR LIFE SENT TO MY CELL PHONE! STOP! If you want to make updates that no one cares about, go to http://twitter.com/at least that way it isn’t on my phone. Now, if you plan on bringing me Sonic, then go ahead, text me about it! I like Super Sonic Breakfast Burritos and Oreo Blasts. Thank you in advance. No? Fine. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for conversation, but when a text contains something like “I am going to get water cuz I’m thirsty,” how am I supposed to respond to that crap? “Um…yay?” is usually the best I can do. Ugh.
I got Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2. I love it : D that is all I will say on that.
Recently started a band. I’ve been caught up in that as well. Go to the band myspace if you want, we’ll have a demo on Sunday I believe.
Well, I’m out. I want to play Fallout 3. Peace world : D
Gotcha! HAHAHAHAHA! Any male that goes to see that movie needs to check their testicles in at the door…and no, they can’t have them back.
This concludes my blog for the evening. A more serious, less dickhead post might be made tomorrow. Seriously, screw Twilight. I’ve seen better plot lines written on a piece of shitty toilet paper.
I heard the funniest news today:Texas may have accidentally banned any and all marriages in the state. HAHAHAHAHA! The sweet irony! Try to ban gay marriage and you end up banning ALL marriage! This is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time! I can’t seem to find an official news page, but any site is as good as another, on this issue, as they all seem to say the same thing. Of course, it isn’t a big deal, really, but it is sad and pathetic about how poorly worded that is, and these people are supposed to be people we trust ourselves to!
The clause that does it? Well it reads as follows:
“This state or a political division of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage”. You don’t need to be a lawyer to know that this phrase says that no one can legally create a “marriage” or “civil union”. Lmao! I cannot get over this! It’s the best thing I’ve heard all day, considering just how mundane work was today. Way to go, Texas! You’ve only proven how capable our leaders here are! Thank you! Strike one, Texas legislature! Well it’s probably one of many strikes, but I just wanted to say that.
In other news, I made a short video. I wasn’t sure what to vlog about, so instead I played a short clip of Orion by Metallica. I can play most of the song, BUT unfortunately I am not good enough at it to play the whole thing on camera and have it sound good.
Well, it isn’t great. The rhythm is off on a part of it, but as I said, it’s only a demo! Enjoy ^^